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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 10:40
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No, not a chance
Unacceptable again!
Asian Shares Have Tepid Start Before US Jobs Data: Markets Wrap - Bloomberg
Nuts and Butts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Scientists May Have Discovered a Surprising Health Benefit of Mango - EatingWell
No way
Then came..
Freaks and Cheeks
How many women have accidentally pooped their pants and became turned on afterwards?
No go.
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Which diploma is best for a job?
So, the docs changed it to read
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Another attempt resulted in ...
Thumbs down again.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
How would you describe modern day Russian society, beyond just politics?
Next, they tried...
So they tried
Hysterias & Posteriors
Thunder -750 favorites in NBA Finals over Pacers - ESPN
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Just Forget it!
Loons and Moons
Still no good
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Fred Smith, FedEx’s billionaire founder and CEO, dies at 80 - The Washington Post
Everyone loved it.
Still no good.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
In your humble opinion, why does the narcissist mistake kindness for weakness in some people?
They put up a sign reading
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Minds and Behinds
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Catatonics & High Colonics
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
What is the best sunscreen available for summers? My skin is oily.